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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Spreading quickly via X:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Breaking via Instagram:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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5 months ago

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72 shares on Messenger this month:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

10 shares on X this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Spotted on Slack:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Going viral on Slack:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Just landed via Threads:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Broadcasted on Slack:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Going viral on Twitch:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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New funny food price quotes 👇

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

All funny food price quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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