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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Reported on X:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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