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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has copied:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Trending via Threads:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Making waves on Messenger:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Going viral on Threads:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has downloaded:

My hobbies include saying, β€œI’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ has shared:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± has viewed:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Reported on WhatsApp:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Spotted on Instagram:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Breaking via Telegram:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Just shared via WeChat:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Spotted on Discord:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to β€œget those beans brewing”.

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