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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Just landed via YouTube:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Spotted on Twitch:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Trending via Reddit:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

87 shares on Threads this month:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Live now on Pinterest:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Shared recently on Slack:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Breaking via Twitch:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Breaking via Messenger:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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