Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,563

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Spotted on Twitch:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Just landed via Facebook:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Making waves on Telegram:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Spotted on WeChat:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Seen just now on X:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Funny friend’s house quotes

New funny friend’s house quotes 👇

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

2 weeks ago

answer, anxiety, call, calling, fear, friend’s house, friends, generation, house, know, never, parent, parents, phone, younger, younger generation

All funny friend’s house quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

74 shares on X this month:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Just landed via X:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Going viral on Twitch:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just shared via Facebook:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Going viral on Reddit:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Seen just now on Slack:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Going viral on Twitch:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Funny friend’s house quotes

New funny friend’s house quotes 👇

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

All funny friend’s house quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨