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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Going viral on Pinterest:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Making waves on Reddit:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Just landed via X:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Seen just now on Slack:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Going bananas on Discord:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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41 shares on WeChat this month:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

46 shares on X this month:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Spotted on Reddit:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Live now on YouTube:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

Making waves on Facebook:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Making waves on WeChat:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Spotted on Discord:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

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