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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Going viral on Instagram:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Trending via Facebook:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Seen just now on Slack:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Trending via Messenger:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Trending via WeChat:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Funny frowned quotes

Funny frowned quotes 😒😂 are the perfect way to turn a pout upside down! Whether you’re feeling a little grumpy or just love a good sarcastic twist, these witty sayings bring a smile to even the sourest expressions. Ready to laugh at frowns and brighten your day? Let’s dive into some cheeky and clever lines that make frowning downright hilarious! 😜📢

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Going viral on WeChat:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just landed via Slack:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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