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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Just shared via WeChat:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Just shared via Discord:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Spotted on X:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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Going viral on Slack:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Making waves on X:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Spotted on X:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Spotted on Threads:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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