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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Trending via Snapchat:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Live now on Slack:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Going viral on YouTube:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Making waves on Facebook:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Spotted on Telegram:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Trending via Instagram:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Going viral on Instagram:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Spotted on TikTok:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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