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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Broadcasted on X:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Making waves on X:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Seen just now on Threads:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Trending via Messenger:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Spotted on X:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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