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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.
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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.
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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.
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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.
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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.
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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.
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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.
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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!
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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.
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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.
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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.
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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.
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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.
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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?
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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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