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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Just landed via Twitch:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Spotted on Slack:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Shared recently on Slack:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Going viral on Twitch:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Just shared via TikTok:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Shared recently on X:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Live now on Discord:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Spotted on Reddit:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Broadcasted on Slack:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Just shared via Discord:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Trending via Instagram:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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