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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Live now on YouTube:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Breaking via YouTube:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just shared via Snapchat:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sane is boring.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Trending via TikTok:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Spotted on Discord:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Trending via Twitch:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Reported on Instagram:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Seen just now on X:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Going viral on WeChat:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Just landed via Slack:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Making waves on Discord:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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