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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Going viral on YouTube:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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88 shares on Instagram this month:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

72 shares on Threads this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

79 shares on YouTube this month:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Spotted on Reddit:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Trending via Pinterest:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Just shared via Facebook:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Spotted on Reddit:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Going viral on X:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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