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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Going viral on Messenger:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Live now on Snapchat:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Just shared via Reddit:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Breaking via Reddit:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Spotted on TikTok:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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