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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Freshly posted on X:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Going viral on YouTube:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Just shared via Messenger:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Spotted on TikTok:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Making waves on YouTube:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Trending via Twitch:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Trending via WeChat:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Making waves on WeChat:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Seen just now on Discord:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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