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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has shared:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

The peace of not knowing.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² has shared:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has shared:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has shared:

Flex on your kids by asking β€œare we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό has downloaded:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, β€œThat’s a pretty building.”

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Just shared via WeChat:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Going viral on X:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Just landed via Pinterest:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Just shared via Instagram:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Just shared via Instagram:

The evening news: Where they begin with β€œGood evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Spotted on Facebook:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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62 shares on Facebook this month:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

73 shares on X this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Starting conversations with short people by saying β€œback when I was your height…”

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

8 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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People in their 20s be like, β€œThis is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

14 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has shared:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has viewed:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has shared:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has shared:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has viewed:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has shared:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has viewed:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has viewed:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Seen just now on X:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Going viral on Discord:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Breaking via X:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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