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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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