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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.