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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.