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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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