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Why is it called โ€œfree timeโ€ when I use it to spend all my money?

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Overthinkaholic!

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didnโ€™t help recharging the batteries.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause thereโ€™s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasnโ€™t it.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means youโ€™re an overachiever.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Making waves on WeChat:

People out here living double lives, and Iโ€™m barely even holding a single life together.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Imagine youโ€™re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Our parents just donโ€™t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Seen just now on Slack:

Iโ€™m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Just landed via X:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you think Iโ€™m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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77 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

25 shares on Slack this month:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

53 shares on X this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

No, Iโ€™m not โ€œdating anyone.โ€ Iโ€™m really busy playing outside.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Iโ€™m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

27 shares on X this month:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didnโ€™t know existed.

18 shares on X this month:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Donโ€™t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Now that I got a library card, Iโ€™m moving differently.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Iโ€™d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isnโ€™t over, Iโ€™m just done with it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I started calling the new guy at work โ€œGrokโ€ because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

When people say I donโ€™t mean to brag, theyโ€™re bragging about not bragging.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has copied:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has downloaded:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Making waves on Instagram:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute itโ€™s there and the next itโ€™s not.

Going viral on X:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Going viral on WeChat:

Rich people donโ€™t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still havenโ€™t gotten rich. I don’t know what Iโ€™m doing wrong here.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think itโ€™s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Live now on X:

My reality check bounced, guess Iโ€™ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Trending via Facebook:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so youโ€™re finally away from the relatives you donโ€™t like, and back with the co-workers you donโ€™t like.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Thereโ€™s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but itโ€™s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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