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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t hate me, date me!

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Is this art or trash?

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Spotted on TikTok:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Reported on Threads:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Reported on Slack:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Trending via Messenger:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Love is in the air fryer.

Just landed via Instagram:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Spotted on Telegram:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Spotted on X:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Just shared via Slack:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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