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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?