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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Just shared via WeChat:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Shared recently on Slack:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Just landed via Instagram:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Discord:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Going viral on Telegram:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Funny Hannibal quotes serve up a perfect blend of dark humor and sharp wit that keeps fans hooked 🍽️🧠 Whether you’re a die-hard foodie or just love clever one-liners, these gems will tickle your funny bone while giving you chills 😈😂 Get ready to feast on some unforgettable moments that make Hannibal Lecter both terrifying and oddly hilarious! 🎭🔥

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

82 shares on Slack this month:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

62 shares on Reddit this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Going viral on X:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Going bananas on Slack:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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