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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Breaking via Threads:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Spotted on YouTube:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Going viral on WeChat:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Just shared via Facebook:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Just shared via Snapchat:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

34 shares on X this month:

Math is like Chinese to me.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

Shared recently on Threads:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

Spotted on Telegram:

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Seen just now on TikTok:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Live now on Facebook:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Live now on Pinterest:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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