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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Funny Hannibal quotes serve up a perfect blend of dark humor and sharp wit that keeps fans hooked 🍽️🧠 Whether you’re a die-hard foodie or just love clever one-liners, these gems will tickle your funny bone while giving you chills 😈😂 Get ready to feast on some unforgettable moments that make Hannibal Lecter both terrifying and oddly hilarious! 🎭🔥

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Body by sandwich.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Trending via Discord:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Trending via TikTok:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Just landed via X:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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