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"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! π₯π Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! πββοΈπ #SingleAndThriving"
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- I hate when people canβt let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.
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- I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just donβt have it anymore.
- I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.
- Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.
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"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! πͺοΈπ But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! ππ₯ #FriendlyRivalry" -
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"Oh, the constant struggle of misplacing motivation… It's right up there with missing socks and vanished TV remotes! π§¦πΊ Who knew inner drive could be such a sneaky little rascal? Let's hope it turns up in the lost and found before we resort to offering a reward poster! π΅οΈββοΈπ° #MotivationMystery" -
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Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers πβοΈπ¬π Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!
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- Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they donβt try to weigh you.
- I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.
- Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.
- I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.
- I hate it when whatβs wrong asks me whatβs wrong.
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