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4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Commentary:
"Offering food to someone and then regretting it is equivalent to bringing a knife to a food fight 🍴😆 Don't worry, next time just conveniently 'forget' to offer, problem solved! #FoodieDilemmas"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Commentary:
Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣
$Funny hate quotes - I hate math, but I love counting money.$

4 months ago
Share →: I hate math, but I love counting money.

Commentary:
"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t hate me, date me!

Commentary:
"Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"
4 months ago
Share →: I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"