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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

28 shares on Slack this month:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

60 shares on Discord this month:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Live now on Slack:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Going viral on Reddit:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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