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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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I’m running out of people I like.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Spotted on TikTok:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Just landed via YouTube:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Making waves on X:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Freshly posted on X:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Reported on Twitch:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Reported on Facebook:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Seen just now on Threads:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Reported on Instagram:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Broadcasted on Discord:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Reported on Reddit:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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