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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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People should come with warning labels.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

71 shares on X this month:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

76 shares on Threads this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

They’re making me get out of bed.

44 shares on Threads this month:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

11 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Trending via Discord:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Making waves on Discord:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Going viral on Facebook:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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