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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Live now on Discord:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Making waves on WeChat:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

83 shares on Twitch this month:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

58 shares on X this month:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

50 shares on Slack this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Making waves on Reddit:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Just landed via Twitch:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Breaking via Telegram:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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