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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going bananas on Threads:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Going viral on YouTube:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Just shared via TikTok:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Just landed via X:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Just landed via Facebook:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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73 shares on X this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

53 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

70 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

39 shares on Discord this month:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

14 shares on X this month:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Making waves on Facebook:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Spotted on YouTube:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Spotted on Threads:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Just landed via Slack:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Breaking via Facebook:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Just landed via Slack:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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