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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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