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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Going viral on Facebook:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Spotted on Discord:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Spotted on Twitch:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Making waves on Threads:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Making waves on Reddit:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Trending via Slack:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Reported on Slack:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Reported on X:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Breaking via Discord:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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