Funny humor statistic quotes

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.