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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Just landed via Twitch:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Just landed via TikTok:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Trending via Slack:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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