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Smelling good is a 3-step process: sprinkle, spray, and soak! 🚿🧼✨
32 Funny hygiene quotes
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.
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Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨
People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?
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Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽
Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.
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Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
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That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
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"48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
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"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
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"Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase
You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
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Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️