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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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36 shares on Slack this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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