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Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Freshly posted on X:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Live now on Twitch:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Trending via Snapchat:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Trending via Slack:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Going viral on X:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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35 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

78 shares on X this month:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

13 shares on X this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Live now on WeChat:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Making waves on Threads:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Trending via TikTok:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Going viral on WeChat:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Just landed via Facebook:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Going bananas on Discord:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Just shared via Reddit:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Breaking via Instagram:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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