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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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How do I un-know people?

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Trending via TikTok:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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