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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Going viral on Discord:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Making waves on Reddit:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Making waves on YouTube:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Trending via Threads:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Making waves on X:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Just shared via Instagram:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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