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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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Trending via Discord:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Just landed via Facebook:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Going viral on Discord:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Spreading quickly via X:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Spotted on TikTok:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

14 shares on X this month:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

98 shares on Threads this month:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Shared recently on Slack:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Making waves on Facebook:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Just landed via Slack:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Trending via Messenger:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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