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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Live now on Twitch:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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