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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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