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Weirdos gonna weird.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Just landed via Telegram:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Going bananas on X:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Just landed via Snapchat:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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