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Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Going bananas on Threads:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Freshly posted on Threads:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Making waves on Messenger:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Just landed via Twitch:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Seen just now on Twitch:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Just shared via Threads:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Going viral on YouTube:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Just landed via TikTok:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Just landed via WeChat:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Spotted on Threads:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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