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Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Spotted on Twitch:

I need a day off from myself.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Going viral on Twitch:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Funny kinds quotes

Funny kinds quotes bring a burst of laughter and warmth to your day 🌟😂 Whether you’re feeling silly, sweet, or a little bit of both, these witty words 🎉💬 celebrate the quirks that make kindness so entertaining. Ready to smile, giggle, and spread good vibes? Let’s dive into a world where humor meets heart ❤️🤣!

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58 shares on YouTube this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

51 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

81 shares on YouTube this month:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

48 shares on Threads this month:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Spotted on Discord:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Making waves on Twitch:

The shitshow must go on.

Making waves on Pinterest:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

Seen just now on Reddit:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Just landed via Twitch:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Just shared via Discord:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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