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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Going viral on TikTok:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Seen just now on Discord:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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78 shares on Facebook this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Going viral on WeChat:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Just landed via Facebook:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Going bananas on X:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Breaking via TikTok:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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