Commentary:
"Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"
47 Funny knowledge quotes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Commentary:
"Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"
I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
Commentary:
"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Commentary:
"Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"
I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.
Commentary:
Facts and fun are fighting a constant battle in my brain, but the fun part usually sneaks in a victory lap around Friday evening! 🧠🎉😂
Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.
Commentary:
Brain's got the latest software update but the memory chip keeps glitching! 🤯🔄😂
Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.
Commentary:
Tour guide: the perfect job for anyone who thrives on both steps and smugness! 🚶♂️💡😆