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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Seen just now on WeChat:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Shared recently on Instagram:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Just shared via WeChat:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Trending via X:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Spotted on Slack:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Spotted on X:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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