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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Spotted on YouTube:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Going viral on Discord:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Just shared via WeChat:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Making waves on Messenger:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Trending via Twitch:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Spotted on Messenger:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Going viral on Reddit:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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24 shares on Telegram this month:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

52 shares on Slack this month:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Just shared via Reddit:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Going viral on Reddit:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Breaking via WeChat:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Going bananas on Telegram:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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