Funny laser eye quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸‍♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"

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