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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Live now on Instagram:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Funny layoff quotes

Funny layoff quotes 😂💼 turn a tough situation into a moment of laughter and lightness! When jobs say goodbye, these witty lines bring smiles 😄 and remind us that humor is the best comeback. Whether you’re dealing with the unexpected or just need a chuckle, these quotes will brighten your day 🌟 and keep the mood upbeat. Because sometimes, laughter really is the best severance package! 🎉✨

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Going viral on Facebook:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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