Funny least favourite quotes

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.