Funny legal system quotes

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

16 shares on Discord this month:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Overthinkaholic!

15 shares on Twitch this month:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.