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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Making waves on Messenger:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Going viral on Messenger:

Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Trending via Facebook:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Going viral on Pinterest:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Breaking via TikTok:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I hope this email kills us both.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Just landed via Threads:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Making waves on Telegram:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Seen just now on Discord:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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