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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Trending via Snapchat:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Just shared via Discord:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Going viral on Instagram:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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