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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Freshly posted on X:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Just shared via YouTube:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Just shared via WeChat:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Making waves on X:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Breaking via Threads:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Making waves on X:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Funny limitations quotes

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27 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

45 shares on Discord this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

93 shares on Discord this month:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

87 shares on Slack this month:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

64 shares on TikTok this month:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Just landed via Instagram:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Making waves on Threads:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Just landed via Reddit:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Live now on X:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Just landed via Messenger:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Just landed via Telegram:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Going viral on TikTok:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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