Funny limitations quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of aging! 🧓 That moment when sitting cross-legged feels more like a risky yoga pose than a casual seating choice. 🧘‍♂️ The floor suddenly seems to have turned into a secret trap of full-body paralysis waiting to strike! Better grab a chair and some ice packs just in case. ❄️😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

  Commentary:
  "Life's full of contradictions! 🌍🦪 When your dreams clash with your allergies, it's time to embrace the unexpected adventures that come your way! 🤪 #AllergicToSuccessButNotToGoodTimes"

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